girls are so hot wow like boobs and butts and eyes and everything just wow good job girls
(via holyclit0ris)
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
(Source: sighvevo, via tfortwoinches)
Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
(via penguins-with-glowsticks)
For an ugly person I look in the mirror a lot
(via penguins-with-glowsticks)
getting over someone you never even dated
(via tfortwoinches)