roughrimjob:

girls are so hot wow like boobs and butts and eyes and everything just wow good job girls

(via holyclit0ris)

  • Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

(Source: sighvevo, via tfortwoinches)

 

babyferaligator:

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

(via penguins-with-glowsticks)

ernbarassing:

For an ugly person I look in the mirror a lot

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ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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